Sange om Chelsea

(Melodi: råbes)
Chelsea rent boys,
Chelsea rent boys,
Hello hello...

(Melodi: ukendt)
Hollow hollow hollow,
Chelsea’s succes is fucking hollow,
All that money they took,
From that big russian Crook,
But they’ll never win 3 in row.

(Melodi: If you want to go to heaven)
When the KGB are knocking on the door,
Cause he’d stolen all his money from the poor,
When the Kremlin get his number,
Chelsea’s going under,
When the KGB are knocking on the door.

(Melodi: råbes)
Where were you, when you were shit,
Where were you when you were shit.

(Melodi: ukendt)
Stamford Bridge, is never full,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full,
Unless they play Man United,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full.

John Terry

Peter Kenyon & Ashley Cole

(Melodi: råbes)
Peter Kenyon is a wanker,
Is a wanker.
Cashley Cole is wanker,
Is a wanker.

Chelsea & Mourinho

(Melodi: Where’s your mamma gone)
Where’s the speciel one,
Where’s the speciel one,
Where’s the speciel one,
Where’s the speciel one.

Mourinho

(Melodi: Winter Wonderland)
Mourinho are you listening,
You better keep our trophy glistening,
we'll be back in May,
To take it away,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland!

Mourinho are you listening,
You better keep our trophy glistening,
'Cause we´re 6 in front, (eller hvad vi fører med)
You Portugise cunt,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland!

Mourinho you really listened,
You really kept our trophy glistening,
If you´re sacked in may,
Don´t run away,
You can polish our trophy any day!

(Melodi: ukendt)
Your not speciel anymore,
Your not speciel, your not speciel,
Your not speciel anymore.

(Melodi: La Donna e mobile)
Chin up Mourinho,
Chin up Mourinho,
Chin up Mourinho,
Chin up Mourinho.

Synges også med:
Sign on Mourinho.
Cheer up Mourinho.
Sit down Mourinho og
Fuck off Mourinho.